Wednesday, March 6, 2013

#30 Take a cooking class


There she goes again... rambling on and on about Africa

I can’t help it.  I thought that by now my heart would have settled down a bit and got into the routine of suburban life in Canada. However my heart remains firmly affixed in Africa. My closest friends know that when I finally keel over, it will be their duty to pack my heart in a little box, climb up a big hill in Tanzania and bury it there where it belongs.  

When I signed up for my cooking class, it was of course an African cooking class.  While hiking through the Usambara  Mountains, my chef friend Stuart would whip up these incredible meals that would make my tongue dance with joy. But it was merely tomatoes, onions, and rice, how could it possible be so tasty? I needed to solve this little mystery.

I tried to be discreet. I tried to just sit back and learn, and enjoy the experience. But within 20 minutes of class, it snuck out of me. “well, when I was in Africa…” (or more precisely, “when I was in a bar in Africa…’) But it’s the chef’s fault. She asked if anyone had ever tried African cooking. The room was silent. I didn't want her to feel awkward, I was only being polite.  It only happened a couple of times, despite my tremendous restraint.

She showed us a few tricks, cooked us a tasty meal.  Scotch bonnet chicken, jollop rice, and gingered plantains.  It was delicious, and even better, something I figure I’d be able to pull off without completely destroying my kitchen.  After class I lingered while we chatted Africa,  I told her my stories of nuns serving beer while I was taught a few dirty words in Swahili, about mystery meat that hung in the window at the bar for days collecting flies (which is frankly why such vast quantities of alcohol were consumed, to disinfect anything else that landed in your stomach),  and generally gushing about my experience there.

I swear, my intent was to learn about African cooking, not to rave about the places I have visited. But like the fine red dust on the roads in the Usambaras, getting into every last nook and cranny, Africa will forever be stuck to me.

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